A vast improvement over yesterday's fare....but she is nothing special.
She has an attractive vagina but I really don't like all of her tattoos...
Other than that, I would let her blow me (unlike you know who)! LOL
Stephie was better than this JUST she didn't have tatts
Agree with DB. And what is the use of the pool??
Get in or stay a way, but don't sit 3 feet of the edge.
Een hele verbetering tenopzichte van gisteren
Wat een mooie kut heeft deze meid
Mijn dikke potlood stond al te kwispelen ;-)
Nice pussy, but I don't like the tatts, and she has no ass...
I Would Give Her A Godd Tongue Lashing ...
Estee (check out Tori) http://nude-gals.com/model_... has a love for same sex dalliances. I'm glad I googled her before commenting.
The Good: A nice smile and better than average bod and she definitely looks like she was born on this planet, unlike yesterday's fare
The Bad: If you check out the site above you'll understand why you would have to be hung like a Clydesdale for her to even know you're in her. Check out the arms stuck up her twat up to the wrist and beyond
The Ugly: Those ugly tats and that stretched cunt which will never be satisfied by anything but a large forearm.
Tatts don't worry me. I quite like her body albeit she is a little more lanky than I usually go for. I am not a huge fan of her face, but yup she doesn't look like she came from Planet of the Apes like yesterday's offering
Perfect body en (shaved) pussy !!!!!! #7 - #18 ;-)
#10 - um, my dog licks my knee sometimes ... I don't understand it, but then, she's a dog!
Have to agree, I doubt I could do her any good. Shame best looking on here in a while, just got a hole big as a buss
zo'n geschoren kut da trekt op niks
@ The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
You were NOT KIDDING! LOL
Maybe we should nickname her "Lotta Vagina"!??? ;)
@D B Cooper
It's amazing what a girl will do when she's put in front of a camera. But I would harken back to Honor Blackman's Pussy Galore and her love for other females! LOL
@The Good, the Bad. the Ugly
;)
@The Good, the Bad. the Ugly
You got me thinking about large vaginas...
Long ago during the days of my misspent youth I sometimes passed through Tijuana, Mexico.
I once saw a show in a Tijuana club that I will never forget....
A talented young lady got up on a stage with a full sized glass wine bottle.
She removed her skirt to reveal a normal looking vagina.
While standing she used her vaginal muscles ONLY to grab the bottle and lift it into the air...she never touched that bottle with her hands.
Then while the bottle remained in the air she literally sucked that wine bottle completely into her vagina until it was no longer visible! It was G-O-N-E!!!
The base of that bottle was the diameter of a grapefruit....
Proving that babies heads really CAN pass through that opening!!! LOL
To this day that image remains permanently burned into my brain!!! ;)
@D B Cooper
Stories like that make one run for the border before they are swallowed up!
Years ago I was traveling and came across the Wallejas in Amsterdam. I was enjoying the girls in the windows when a guy I had picked up with at the hostel, a former American sailor, tried to get me to accompany him inside, but I declined. I didn't see him until about noon the next day and he told me this story. Apparently, after he had paid his money and satisfied himself , he was preparing to leave when the girl asked him to spend the night. In the morning there was a dispute over money because she wanted additional pay. When he refused , she told him it didn't matter because he was so small that she couldn't feel him anyway. To that he retorted that next time he would insert both his arms into her and clap his hands. Her response was that he wouldn't be the first guy to do that and she spread her legs. He was so grossed out he hightailed it for the hostel and told me his tale. Anyone ever heard of that trick?
@The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
I have never heard of it but I believe it can be done:
Once I had a petite live in girlfriend who I wanted to be certain could not get pregnant.
So we made an appointment and went off to the clinic to get her an IUD.
She laid down face up on the examining table with her legs spread apart.
Her feet were placed into what looks like stirrups.
A device that looks like two prongs was inserted into her vagina and they conveniently
spread her vagina W-I-D-E apart...about the size of a cantaloupe!
The Doctor put his rubber glove covered arm about one foot inside and EASILY moved
his arm and hand around inside her while doing his work...he did this WITHOUT his arm
ever touching her vagina...I was stunned at the time as I had NEVER seen this done.
And this was with bright lights unlike the darkened Tijuana club from years past!
His arm was inside her up to mid way between his wrist and his elbow...I swear to you!
While his arm was easily moving around inside her I jokingly asked him if he could reach her tonsils...I was so stunned I did not know what else to say!
He laughed and said "no" he could not go that deep inside her!
I was totally grossed out!!! And bear in mind she was petite...less than 5 feet tall!
I was so TURNED OFF to sex that I could not fuck her for at least 3 days!!! LOL!!!
@ D B Cooper
Well D B you've got me beat. Once a woman's been stretched to that size, it's best you didn't have sex with her for three days; otherwise you might have gotten a review like my navy buddy. LOL!
@The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
You would think so, but here's some more information:
First, I think that Amsterdam hooker trick is possible if the hooker can be spread wide enough....and hookers get a LOT of spreading!
Second, when I said that she was spread open to the diameter of a cantaloupe, I was NOT exaggerating. I estimate she was spread about 13 or 14 centimeters...larger than a babies head. This girl was unique in several ways. After we had sex several times I realized that it was virtually impossible to penetrate her without lots of lube. Don't get me wrong, I spent up to an hour each time getting her very wet prior to intercourse but she still needed lube. Also, truth be told I'm just average sized. Not a shrimp but definitely not a porn star. She was and remains the tightest female that I have ever had. She told me that for years before meeting me she would sit at her desk at work and quietly perform "Kegel" exercises. The result of which is that you can put your pinkie inside her and she can really squeeze it hard. I tested this to be sure. Both before and after the IUD she remained tight. I usually could not fuck her without lube.
Seriously, I am NOT exaggerating! So I had her move in and bought Giant sizes of K-Y Jelly! Also, she loved every form of sex and she was better at it than any other female that I have ever met. That's the "Good". Now here is the "Bad" and the "Ugly": She was totally insane! How insane you ask? Well, at least 2 or 3 times EACH week for about 18 months she would get upset with me over imaginary things. When this happened she would stop taking her Birth Control Pills, would not even talk with me and she would throw out all of the sexy lingerie that I had bought for her. Then after 2 or 3 days we would make up and we would be back humping like bunnies. Except I had to use condoms (which I hate) or be REALLY good at remembering when she had her last period! And I had to buy NEW lingerie, etc., etc....The same pattern repeated for about 18 months! One time we broke up and when she begged me to take her back I said: "Sure Honey, as long as you get an IUD!" She said OK as long as I went with her. :) More than once she would wake up at 3 AM screaming. When I asked her what was happening she would calmly tell me that while she slept she was being PHYSICALLY RAPED by a disembodied spirit! I SWEAR to you I am not making any of this up. Eventually I discovered what dumpster she was continuously throwing all of her expensive lingerie into (all of which I bought of course). So after she would repeatedly throw it out I would go and wash it all. By the time she calmed down and was her usual horny self again I would have all her sexy lingerie clean and dry for her again. Along with not having to pay for the Birth Control Pills this probably saved me a fortune! LOL After about 18 months I had to throw her out, which was another screaming fit. Ugly: She was flat chested and average looking. But a true Tiger in bed if only for a few days out of each week. This is a true story, I have not exaggerated at all! As I said, she was TRULY unique! LOL
@ D.B. Cooper
D.B. You are a much more experienced man than me and a lot more persistent. My attachments in my younger years were more brief, weeks not months, but perhaps not as torrid as yours. On the other hand, I think you were brave to stay with a woman for 18 months who was so passionate about you and life and disembodied beings as well. Are sure you weren't the disembodied being just wanted a little 3:00 a.m. nookie? I think all of us guys have started on their girls when they're not really awake. In any case, a great story that we all can both envy and cringe at. LOL
@The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
It is kind of you to say that I was "brave" but truthfully it was the inexperience of my youth. I was lucky really. She was truly insane and I was damn lucky that while I was sleeping she did not cut my dick off! Seriously! I'm much older now and I would NEVER allow someone like her into my life. You live and you learn right?
No, the disembodied spirit was ONLY in her mind...but she REALLY believed it was the truth. She would wake me up from a sound sleep SCREAMING! Believe me, no one and nothing was touching her. We were alone in my place with doors and windows locked!
She ALSO got upset about 101 other mundane things as well. And each time out went the lingerie and sometimes the Birth Control Pills as well. She was irresponsible to the degree that she never considered that she could get pregnant! And she would have made a terrible mother to boot! Thank God she did not get pregnant!
But how many women do we meet who can essentially give you a great hand job with their vagina? Well, she could do that even if your penis was the size of a pinkie! I once had her squeeze a pencil just to see if she could do it and YUP!...she squeezed it tightly! LOL - IF she was good looking (she was plain) and if she had a boob job she would have been a great whore. She was the ONLY woman in my life who asked ME if I
would perform anal on her!!! Seriously!!! IF she was more attractive many guys would
have been willing to pay her a lot TO LEAVE and they would never find out just how nuts she was and probably still is. I am telling you the truth!!! NO exaggeration!
The truth is that I was stupid when I was younger. After her I had better looking and more rational women in my life. The sex was less exciting but the chances of getting my dick cut off were greatly diminished as well. An old friend of mine named Harvey had a great saying which answers it all. He called it "Harvey's Axiom Number One":
"When the dick gets hard the brain gets soft!!!" He is long gone but the truth of his Axiom remains with us forever.....
@ D B Cooper
I remember my youth as well and the incredibly dangerous and downright stupid things I did. I once was in the bathroom at a party with my cock in one girlfriend while talking to another on the phone. Yes I was intoxicated, but the amazing thing is the girl at the other end of the phone never caught on, and I had sex with her later that same night. Oh, the amorality of youth!
I must admit you and I have many of the same tastes in women and I have entertained the thought of travelling to Eastern Europe to bring back one of these delicious morsels, but I think my experience and age has put the brakes on that. Several friends have gone on dating sites in Europe and a couple even brought back an Eastern European beauty , but this has not ended well for them. They brought back women who spoke little English and were too old to adapt. It's my opinion that regardless of the age of the man, the woman need to be under 40 to remain here and get invested in North American culture. So what I am saying is Harvey's Axiom still applies in all things romantic, regardless of our experience, we're just better at covering it up.
@The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
I do understand. I actually prefer brunettes or black haired women but on this site I have come to appreciate blondes as well. I have known of men in English speaking countries going to Ukraine or Russia and returning with a hot chick...only to discover that his new "wife" soon divorces him and takes a lot of his money after getting a US (or other desired) lawful permanent residency. I've done a lot of traveling in my life. I've lived in several different countries and I have visited many more. I know that there are very nice people (both men and women) all over the world....and also some that are not so nice. I don't feel the need to "import" someone to have a good relationship. As I get older I try to apply Harvey's Axiom #1 in my life so that I don't run afoul of it. And I feel that the women on this site are what I term "Fantasy Women"...others would say "Eye Candy". To me half of the fun of Biertijd are some of the wild comments that I read on it. It was good sharing all of this with you (and whoever else had the patience to read it)...LOL.
@D B Cooper
I appreciate your comments.
'Nuff said!
I hate tatts but once I l ay on her like #17/18/19 I dont see them anymore and pump her like hell.
You guys are way too picky. Gorgeous woman.
Mooi kippetje, ze moet alleen een paar billen kweken.
A vast improvement over yesterday's fare....but she is nothing special.
She has an attractive vagina but I really don't like all of her tattoos...
Other than that, I would let her blow me (unlike you know who)! LOL